149507
31 Aug 14 at 3 am

aresnakesreal:

this should not be as funny as it is

(via doh-reet-ohs)

8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

(via thehilariousblog)

 110084
31 Aug 14 at 2 am

thugknasty:

OG pussy master

(Source: letmehearyousay10, via fizziemcguire)

thugknasty:

OG pussy master

"Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together."

"Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together."

 65815
31 Aug 14 at 1 am

At the end of the day it’s the little things. (via zoe-mariaxo)

(Source: offtheocean, via allydoogins)

"Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barley even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears."

nsfwjynx:

nottheoneicheckatwork:

kalynnemarie:

BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.

I beg to differ.

If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.

I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending

(via l0v3sickfool)

 3003
31 Aug 14 at 1 am

Jeanette Winterson, The Passion (via avvfvl)

(Source: seabois, via allydoogins)

"I say I’m in love with her, what does that mean? It means I review my future and my past in the light of this feeling, it is as though I wrote in a foreigh language that I am suddenly able to read. Wordlessly, she explains me to myself. Like a genius, she is ignorant of what she does."

 3989
31 Aug 14 at 1 am

(Source: orlandobloomers, via dissrot)

 499699
31 Aug 14 at 1 am

(Source: weheartit.com, via dissrot)

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31 Aug 14 at 1 am

ejskippy:

Christmas is coming

ejskippy:

Christmas is coming
 8099
31 Aug 14 at 1 am

thirteen unedited deleted texts you never got the chance to break my heart with. N.spence (via avvfvl)

(via allydoogins)

"November 15, 2013
3:59 am
I still love you, or at least my stomach still does.
[delete]
4:13 am
I’m going to hurl
[delete]
4:28 am
I figured out it wasn’t you i missed. But your cold lips.
[delete]
4:58 am
kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss m,e kiss me, love me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me.
[delete]
5:02 am
i wrote your name beneath my bed. You know why.
[delete]
5:14 am
i remember the sound of your swallows between your pauses.
[delete]
5:19 am
was that you in the book store. you didn’t smile when you saw me. i cried in the bathroom.
[delete]
5:21 am
my legs crave yours.
[delete]
5:58 am
i’ve finally found a way to end all those restless nights.
[delete]
5:59 am
i won’t be bothering you anymore.
[delete]
6:01 am
i hope my ghost haunts you.
[delete]
6:26 am
the sun is so beautiful. and i am not worthy of that beauty.
[delete]
January 7, 2014
6:49 am
your name doesn’t sting my throat anymore
[delete]"